Garrett: Mom, can I have Shampoo for breakfast?
Me: No, Garrett that's gross
Garrett: I know Mom, I was just joking!
Garrett: Mom, does shampoo have "poo" in it?
Me: No...well the word "poo" is in there but not the "poo" you're thinking of.
Garrett: Oh good because I was thinking that would be really gross if we were rubbing "poo" in our hair!
Love that Kid!
